Two Sentence horror stories 7/30/2016

 

2016-07-30 13.16.20_resized (1)1.Opening a bag of chips and sitting down to watch my favorite horror movie sounded really nice after a long day at work. What I didn’t know as I dipped my hand into the bag was that it was full with hundreds squirmy midgets.

IMG_20150418_1242512. For the last three days my cat has been looking at the ceiling above my bed, growling, I make a point to never look up. Tonight laying in bed, my cat starts doing the same thing and I found the courage to look up only to see two bloodshot eyes staring down at me.

 

2016-07-30 13.36.14_resized3. I visited a cemetery today to pay my respects for the dead. The dead only saw me as they next meal.
4. On a camping trip, I fell and sliced my leg  (my pic)open on a rock. Two months later, I was putting lotion on my legs when  I noticed that there was something wiggling under my skin.